Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Her Cheating Heart

She did it again on Monday! She cheated!!!! AGAIN! She went to the special store to get some foods for me, and yes came home smelling of cat and kitten. Very faint but still there. She says she had to go by the place in the store that has the kitties who get put on display by one of the local shelters, to get to the food. Yeah right mum, so you say. But if you walked by faster or would avert your eyes, then I would feel better. NOT COMING HOME AND SQUEEING ABOUT THE CUTE GINGER KITTENS.

So cue the twanging guitars and get me a tall, cold one. It's time for a Hank Williams song.


Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But slee-eep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wa-alk the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Your chea-eatin' heart will pine some day
And crave the love you threw away
The ti-ime will come when you'll be blue
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wa-alk the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you


Plus she brought this thing home, I show you my tail!

23 comments:

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

You gotta understand dat mommas always go a little nuts fur da baby kittiez. They squee an' hum an' rock an' dream but dey always come home ta us, dats a fact☺

Eric and Flynn said...

Yup, she certainly deserves the tail. You will have to step up showing your displeasure at her behaviour.

Alasandra said...

Mommies just have to squee over babies. It's just the way they are. ~S,S, C & F

The Kitty Krew said...

Wow, she's tough. You better prepare, Derby, we're tellin' ya it sounds like she might be in the market for a baby brother or sister for you!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Cory said...

Ha! Are winking and spraying in that picture! Ok, I'm guessing you are winking cause you just want us to think you are spraying that cat statue, just to let you mom know what you think of her cheatin'. But...wouldn't a little baby brother or sister be kind of fun?

The Furry Kids said...

Moms can be so out of control sometimes...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Our mom needs to touch all the kitties she comes across too.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Derby I am beginning to think there are real issues you need to sort out with your person!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, that's telling her!

Max said...

People are so fickle. Mine touches other kitties too.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Derby, our mom goes every day and touches other kitties but she always comes home to us...of course she sez dat three are plenty.

Amy said...

Oh Derby, we kitty moms can't help it when we see poor little kitties who aren't lucky like you to have a forever home - we have to let them know that they are good and special too and give them hope they will find a good home too. And keep in mind - she always comes home to you!

pughy said...

Oh sweet one, you just have to understand that our mums cant help the pull of little kitty cats in need..Go with the flow...

Hugs GJ xxx

Camie's Kitties said...

Derby, she was squeeing about baby gingers. Are you sure she is just petting and putting back? Might she be in the market for a brother or sister for you?

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We know how crushed you feel. We saw The Big Thing out front scritchin a neighbor kity AND we found pictures of it on the puter....

We are SO massively upset.

The Whiskeratti said...

Poor Derby! It's been so rough for you lately.

Karen Jo said...

You are certainly giving your opinion about that statue. Kitty Moms can't help but squee over kittens. It's in our nature. She always comes home to you, though, so don't forget that.

Fat Eric said...

GINGER kittens, eh? Better watch out Derby, make sure she just squeeees and doesn't bring one home!

The Crew said...

I think the handwriting is on the wall, Derby, old friend. You'd better prepare yourself since it's only a matter of time 'til she picks up one she just can't put down.

Junior and Orion said...

We feel ya Derby! Meowm cheats on us on a regular basis! We guess we should be glad she cares enough to stop and give those kitties some lovin', but it is hard when we smell them on her.

Team Tabby said...

Tell her to touch them all she wants, but to leave those kitties where they are!

The Cat Realm said...

Uhuh - you better be careful - it looks as if you might end up with some house mates...

The Meezers said...

cheater!!!!! she's a cheater!!!!