Her Cheating Heart

She did it again on Monday! She cheated!!!! AGAIN! She went to the special store to get some foods for me, and yes came home smelling of cat and kitten. Very faint but still there. She says she had to go by the place in the store that has the kitties who get put on display by one of the local shelters, to get to the food. Yeah right mum, so you say. But if you walked by faster or would avert your eyes, then I would feel better. NOT COMING HOME AND SQUEEING ABOUT THE CUTE GINGER KITTENS.

So cue the twanging guitars and get me a tall, cold one. It's time for a Hank Williams song.

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But slee-eep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wa-alk the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Your chea-eatin' heart will pine some day
And crave the love you threw away
The ti-ime will come when you'll be blue
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wa-alk the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Plus she brought this thing home, I show you my tail!