Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Angel on the Tree

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

19 comments:

Catline Crew said...

He he he, Loved your story. Mom had a great chuckle.

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas.

SophieKitty said...

A HA HA HA! That was a good story!

Hope you, your mom and grampie gave a great holiday!

JC said...

Too Funny ... LOVED it !!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That was a great story!!!!

Wow... my captcha word is prime (is that in rib?!)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Hee hee! Funny stuff.

Merry Christmas to you and your mom!

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa!
Merry Christmas to you and your Mum Derby!
Smoochies!

David E. Francis said...

Great Story. LOL!

Merry Christmas Derby and Mom!!

Dee

One Cats Nip said...

hehehe frustrated santa.

Elizabeth and Connor said...

Too funny! Merry Christmas!

DEBRA said...

A great story!
Merry mews!

Abby

brandi said...

Mama's still laughing at your story.
Merry Chrissymouse,all.

Eric and Flynn said...

Harharhar! Ouch!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good one, Derby!
Merry Christmas to you, Mum & Grampie!

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Oh Derby, I like how you've moved all the garland and ornaments down lower. Nice.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha snort ha ha ha ha snort ha ha ha *rolls on floor* ha ha ha that is awesome! we're going to tell everyone that story. ha ha ha

Merry Christmas to you all!
Luv, Hendrix, Baby Joel, Mommy Amy & Daddy Greg

Cory said...

Loved the story...and loved the picture of you kissing the angel!

Have a wonderful Christmas.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Awww an angel kissin an angel!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

That was so funny. We still laffin!!!

Dorset web designs said...

Merry Christmas to you and your Mum Derby!
Smoochies!