I have fat paw syndrome. On yesterday's post I wrote the following
"Parker asked if the there was a dumbwater, no that is an opening to drop dirtly clothes to the basement."
Well I got my paws on the wrong keys I meant to type DUMBWAITER. Not the stupid kid at the local resteraunt, but a thingy that carries food between floors in a house. I think I confused the The Meezer Gang when I typed in dumbwater. I forgot the 'i'.
Bombay asked if I liked the old house. I wasn't around at all when mum lived at this old house. She sold it in 2002 and I wasn't even borned until 2003. The house I live in now is the only one I have lived in with mum.
Mum came home tonight and left pretty quickly. But she came home with lots of purrty flowers. She gotted lots of them planted but I will save the pictures for another day. She still has more to plant tomorrow or whenever. Back to napping for me.
wow, we have never heard of 'fat paw syndrome', does it happen lots?
ReplyDeleteYou take care of yourself, lots of naps and extra stinky goodness! You never know when fat paw may spread!
ReplyDeleteI'm worried.....
Tara
Derby
ReplyDeleteYou look very handsome while you are taking your nap.
But your Mom always takes great pictures of you.
Abby
well, that makes a whole lot more sense. thanks for clarifying... we are off to nap, as well.
ReplyDeletethat's ok Derby, we didn't efenn notice the spelling mistake!
ReplyDeletelove the pikshur
Oh oh, yoo better get extra treet and stinky goodness and snuggles. That is the only cure fur fat paw! We call the hole in the wall wif da door that mom drops dirty clothes into a laundry shoot.
ReplyDeleteyeah, we can see that. "dirtly"? you need what zippy, sadie, & speedy said: more s.g., treats, & snuggles!!
ReplyDeleteYes, more naps are the best cure for everything!
ReplyDeleteMommy says "fat paw syndrome" is more annoying than dangerous. She types a lot at her one jobbie and of course is my typist. No worries about that Derby.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know we were the same age. I am guessed (no one is sure exactly how old I am) to be 4 1/2. it is a great age isn't it.
We'd love to see your mommy's flowers.
Wait you mean humans actually are supposed to have a gardening gene? The Woman was born without it.
ReplyDeleteChase
Momma say pichers of the fowlers when you get them planted!
ReplyDeleteI tagged you.
Precious
Derby, someone else is typing posts and claiming to be you! A cat does not make mistakes, and even if it did, it would not admit them.
ReplyDeleteThat is a mighty handsome picture of you, though...
Derby, I tagged yoo fur a game. come over and get da kwestshuns and haf some fun wif it.~Speedy
ReplyDelete"Fat Paw Syndrome"! That is very silly! Do not worry, I knew exactly what you meant.
ReplyDeleteI must have "fat eye" syndrome as I didn't even miss the misspelling. Good thing I'll have advisors!
ReplyDeleteDerby, you look to lovely in this picture I can't believe you have fat paws. Maybe you were just typing too quickly. FAZ
ReplyDeleteI only learned last year that dumbwaiter does not translate literally, and my cats probably couldn't spell it if they tried! But they do an excellent job of daily 5:30 am wake up purrs.
ReplyDeleteDerby you look so comfy and sleepy and very handsome in your pikshur. I like dumbwater more than dumbwaiter.
ReplyDeleteI also want to say fanks for posting on our bloggie.
Your friend, Bounce
Lovely photo Derby. :) I don't think you have "Fat Paw Syndrome", I think the keyboard must have been broken and not recorded your "i". ;)
ReplyDeleteFat Paw Syndrome! I love that - very funny. I love the picture you posted of you snoozing - what a handsome man-cat you are ; )
ReplyDeleteDerby, where did your Mum find your 'nip 'nana? I asked Mom to get me one but she can't find any.
ReplyDeleteGeorge
I just thought I had asked a question in my sleep 'cause I didn't remember asking. But, I was interested anyway! I get that "Fat Paw" thingy too!
ReplyDeletePurrs
I agree that you need some treats to recover from Fat Paw Syndrome. Treats are good for everything.
ReplyDeleteYou look so dreamy in the picture. What are you resting your head on? No worries about FPS. I knew what you meant!
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