A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
Who says we cats ain't civilized! Hey, mum is slacking off, she spent so much time goofing off this weekend, she totally ignored helping getting my Mancat Monday post going.
For that she gets elebenty twelve lashes and withholding cuddles and kittie kisses for now. You get my backside of disrespect.
OK, that is her news. I am big to ignoring her stuff now. Now I know how the Meezers and Billy Sweetfeets feel about there mum. Time to trade her for someone new?