How are you going to buy us noms, treats, toys???? Mum what is going on???? Will you run out of green papers and your plastic money??? Mum we is all worried.
Mum says not to worry. Firsted, she is getting a "package" but not one from the guy in the long blue shorts. But from her company. They will be paying her for some time to come to not show up and day hunt. Hey, that is our kind of job. Get paid for not doing much of anything!
Plus mum says there is saved green papers in the bank, plus she is looking for a new day hunting gig even as we write this out. Phew, she is doing the right thing.
But if you have any extra pull, purrs, prayers, mojo, vibes, send them her way. We may not be able to keep her on track by ourselves.
Now, back to our regularly schedule Wednesday naps in the sun puddles.