Hi Matey's! Pirate Dread Vane here. The Meowers from Missori have declared it 'Meow Like a Pirate Day'. So I am! I have put on my pirate eye patch and done my nice deep meowrrrr.
So you better join in, or we will have you walking the plank from the Good Ship Sassycat!
Now it is time to hoist a few brews and toast the pirate brigade. Arrrgh, Mateys's.