To achieve the best absorption of ch'i, always sit on the lap of the lone human in a room, or between two humans.
If there are more than two humans in the room, sit in the southwest corner and stare at them. When they glance at you, absorb the ch'i.
From Fang Shui by Catfucious, Peter Pauper Press, 2002.
I'm not much of a lap kittie, but I was trying to move in on mum and she had her yarn in her lap while she was trying to cro-say some kittie snuggles. So I guess I was doing OK as far as my fang shui today.
Mum and me are glad it is Friday and the weekend promises to be nice and sunny again. So now with the weather getting nice, we may not be around as much on the weekends.
So you all take care.