I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at you, summing you up, surely to your detriment, with that unnerving, unwinking, appraising stare. - Joyce Stranger
Yeah, we both are good at staring at mum. When we want treats, extra loving or whatever. The staring gets to mum after a while. Then she caves in and gives us what we want. Try it, it might work for you!
House trashing begins in 3....2.....1 GO
So do what you do best, paper, dirt, toys, whapping stuff. Go for it.