Grampie helped mum move the big cold box yesterday so she could clean behind it. No toys behind it, just dust bunnies, but I don't play with them. Then mum made dinner and I gotted to lick the the left over ice cream in the bowls. Grampie even shared his too. After dinner he wented to wash his hands in the bathroom. This is the bathroom mum won't let me in because I shred the TP. Well, Grampie didn't see me come in and then shut the door on me when he left the room.
So after he left mum was looking for me and kept walking through the house looking for me. I wasn't in any of my usual spots. She even wented to the dungeon to look for me and made sure that Grampie hadn't shut me in the closet. She finally heard my collar tags clink and let me out. She said I needed to meow where I was. Well, if she hadn't found me I could have kept myself amused with the TP.
The Crew says they are not responsible for the sign as they don't get let out of the house. Well, Crew, you teleport to the parties, so why couldn't you have teleported here to make your mark on the world? In spite of your protests mum says she will think of you when she see it. Everyday on the way to work.
Also, Happy Purrthday to Uncle Stormie. Today is your special day.