There can be only one feng shui master in the home.
Make sure the dog knows this.
From Fang Shui by Catfucious, Peter Pauper Press, 2002.
Or your beans, they must know that you are the master or mistress of your universe, the house, the yard etc. EVERYTHING!
Plus I have a question for all of you. There are two big pictures behind me. Can you tell me what they have in common?