There can be only one feng shui master in the home.
Make sure the dog knows this.
From Fang Shui by Catfucious, Peter Pauper Press, 2002.
Or your beans, they must know that you are the master or mistress of your universe, the house, the yard etc. EVERYTHING!
Plus I have a question for all of you. There are two big pictures behind me. Can you tell me what they have in common?
You definitely look like that Master in that picture, Derby. You would definitely scare any Roboreptile.
ReplyDeleteI studied the picutres behind you. I know the one on the left behind is called Starry Night, is that right? I have to say that they have the stars in common.
They are both by van Gogh.
ReplyDeleteWell...the Woman has both of those, plus a third one in the series. They're both from Van Gogh's Starry Night collection. That first one is the most well know, but in additionto that other one you're right in front of, there's one of an alfresco cafe. She loves them lots.
ReplyDeleteYou look very much the Fang Shui Master in that photo. Max got the pictures question.
ReplyDeleteEverybody already answered your question, and I *knew, I *knew! Ah well ...
ReplyDeleteSee, we was gonna say that they was boff purrty, they boff in blak frames, they boff am painted wiff a brush.....
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Derby, you looks lik you was yellin' at your mom!
ReplyDeleteYep, those is VanGoh pikshurs - mommy's favorites too!
I know I know! But everyone else knows too. I love Van Gogh!
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Yeah we knews if was V GO too...we love dat song called Starry starry nights by Don McClean cuz it makes us fink bout Mr.V Go....
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I agree that I'm the mistress Of my universe not sure mom would agree.
ReplyDeleteThe two pictures where painted by Van Gogh.
Derby, that picture looks like it was taken right at the beginning of a big yawn! Hahahah! Very cute.
ReplyDeleteYup, mom knows we is da masters of EVERYTHING. Now we gotsa teech dad that, he still thinks he can tell us what not to do::snicker:: We knew da answer but effuryone beat us to it. We gotta get on dis puter when mommy first gets up! Insted she duz howse work den lets us on...
ReplyDeleteWell, Caroline acts like she's the master of everything but she isn't. That would be ME. Even my mom knows that.
ReplyDeleteYes, humans must learn that everything, as far as we can see, is OURS!
ReplyDeleteAre both pictures by the same artist?
That Starry night picture is my mum's sister's favourite. When she and my mum went to see the Van Goghs at the Musee D'Orsay in Paris and the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam, my mum had to drag her sister away after a long, long time! She has got a big Van Gogh in her house too but it's the one of the church at Auvers.
ReplyDeleteDey am bouf dark and starry bright at da same time?
ReplyDeleteMomma loves Van Gogh's art, so she knew thoe pictures, but I didn't. I like starry nights, though -- I like to watch 'em out the window.
ReplyDeleteI wanna be master of everything, but that falls to my big sister Brainball 'cause she's Alpha Cat around here. But she's really, really nice to me and lets me cuddle with her.
We are the ruler of all we survey! Hi Derby, I've read your blog for a long time and it's nice to meet you! I finally convinced mommy to start a blog for me and I wanted you to know that I added you to my blog roll thingy! I hope that's OK!
ReplyDeleteI think you are a handsome kitty!
Purrrrrrs!
Parker
That looks like a very good photo of a cat who rules his house. Up on his pedestal, no less.
ReplyDeleteDerby, there are bunches of you up at the top of your blog! I like your new design!
ReplyDeleteBof paintings are bloo and yell-oh!
ReplyDeleteI also like your new blog design. What a lot of work your Mom shure had to do!
~Bombay
bof of 'em are stuck ta the wall, kind of, and bof of 'em would get very slanted if I repeatedly poked 'em wif my paws like i do ta the ones in my howse.
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